So I didn't have Internet or cable for over a week up until yesterday. I cursed out Time Warner Cable for being a monopoly of idiots. After two missed appointments with the cable guys, somehow everything began working one morning. Truly a miracle it was! Even my cats were giddy.
So what did I miss in a week? Lindsey's back in rehab, Paris looks sad all the time because she’s going to jail, and Enterprise rent-a-car is having a weekend sale. How I missed you, Internet, and all pointless information you provide me.
I admit I felt out of touch for the first few days without the web. I was unsure of what the weather outside would be like. Soon, I realized I can stick my hand out the window and figure out the weather myself, like the old fashioned days in the 1800s, before iphone was available. Amazing! I realized there were other things to do besides shopping online. I started reading the newspaper and magazines in their original format, on this thing called paper.
I also realized I should cancel the cable. Seriously, I didn't miss the cable at all.
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